Post by Ryuk on May 7, 2020 18:59:52 GMT -6
“Good morning you beautiful people!” chirped Teru Mikami as he logged onto tthe task force conference call. Of course, for legal purposes, his username was Guy Incognito, and he covered his face with a mask to prevent tthe spread of computer viruses. For most people on tthe task force, this was a common procedure to keep themselves and their families safe. But for Mikami, tthe purpose was two-fold. Not only was he hiding from Kira, but he wasn’t even supposed to be signing up for investigations. He was naturally sinister looking, with his long hair and black clothes tthe envy of all tthe teenage goths in hot topic. Also his eyes literally glowed with an evil red light. He wasn’t evil, it was just a glandular thing. But more importantly than any of that, he was just simply too busy being tthe world’s most handsome doctor/lawyer/astronaut bringing good cheer to all who knew him.
“Guys, I want to help tthe investigation!!!!” exclaimed Matsuda with trademark puppy-like excitement, changing his webcam filter to show himself as a cowboy.
Teru: Very well, what do you have for us Touta?
Touta: Nothing. Also, why are you all calling me Touta? It’s Matsuda.
Teru: Nobody cares about how Japanese names work Touta. You must have some thoughts, opinions, observations!?
Touta: Nope! None at all!
Teru: Then…why are you here?
Touta: To help tthe investigation, of course. I love playing investigation!
Teru: …
Mikami sighed. You hate to see it. Really, tthe bigger crime would be not executing people like this. He did not enjoy getting his hands dirty - he much preferred hosting investigations, and in fact had hosted some of YINZ greatest investigations of all time. Still, he voted to execute Matsuda without trial along with everyone else, in between curing a rare form of pancreatic cancer and winning an emmy for most charming person on zoom.
Teru: I guess he wasn’t Kira. But does anyone really miss him?
On tthe other monitor, Light was currently beating himself to death with two piano different piano benches.
Light: THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME IN HELL, DAD?! NICE TRY! MAKE ME ATTEND A BORING FUNERAL, WILL YOU?!? I’LL SEE YOU SOON AND BEAT YOU TO DOUBLE DEATH!
Everyone did not agree he had done tthe right thing.
Mikami sighed and logged off. This was not tthe proudest day for tthhee ttoowwnn’s investigation team. He dashed off a quick op-ed to the NY Times and then cooked himself a five-star omelette before bed. He only wished he could live his life to maximum potential.
Beep!
Mikami frowned. He was used to thousands of ladies slipping into his DMs, but this one was different. Tthe username was KIRAROX42069 and the message was decidedly less sexy than usual.
“YINZ JIG IS UP!”
“What YINZ fuck does that even me-“
And then his house exploded.
TERU MIKAMI IS DEAD. THEY WERE.....SUPRAK! - TOWWN
Abilities: Specialist - Each night you can target a player. That player will get a PM asking them to pick their poison. They can choose to be Roleblocked, Rolescanned (You will see all abilities they have), or Tracked (If YINZ target writes in a death note, they will be tracked to YINZ person they killed or attempted to kill). If YINZ player fails to pick a poison before Deadline, all three will befall them. (Please note that night actions will be due 6 hours early in this game, so your target will have 6 hours to decide)
===Night 2 Death Note Scribblings===
Hideki Ide - Red - Writes in his own blood "hey gamers, kira here. L is cop, Hideki is tracker, Teru/Near/Watari all moved N1, aight kira out"
Hideki Ide - Han - Shot by his fake daykill
Teru Mikami - Suprak - Cause of death: signing up for a mafia game.
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FACES
1. Hideki Ide
2. L - CONFIRMED Towwn
3. Mello
4. Misa Amane
5. Naomi Misora
6. Near
7. Raye Penber
8. Rem
9. Shuichi Aizawa
10. Watari
NAMES
1. Red
2. HB
3. IGCD
4. Han
5. Damion
6. Lea
7. Puns
8. Plum
9. Mzero
10. Corrik
DEAD
1. LD1 - Soichiro Yagami, Sultan, SCUM Roleblocker
2. KN1 - Hitoshi Demegawa, Death, TOWWN Vanilla
3. MKD2 - Lind L. Tailor, Sbell, TOWWN Vanilla
4. LD2 - Touta Matsuda - Tange, TOWWN Vanilla
5. MKD2 - Light Yagami - Doo doo blunderhead - TOWWN High Stakes Voter
6. KN2 - Teru Mikami - Suprak - TOWWN Specialist
WITH 10 ALIVE, IT TAKES 6 VOTES TO LYNCH. DAY ENDS AT 8PM CST ON SATURDAY, MAY 9th
“Guys, I want to help tthe investigation!!!!” exclaimed Matsuda with trademark puppy-like excitement, changing his webcam filter to show himself as a cowboy.
Teru: Very well, what do you have for us Touta?
Touta: Nothing. Also, why are you all calling me Touta? It’s Matsuda.
Teru: Nobody cares about how Japanese names work Touta. You must have some thoughts, opinions, observations!?
Touta: Nope! None at all!
Teru: Then…why are you here?
Touta: To help tthe investigation, of course. I love playing investigation!
Teru: …
Mikami sighed. You hate to see it. Really, tthe bigger crime would be not executing people like this. He did not enjoy getting his hands dirty - he much preferred hosting investigations, and in fact had hosted some of YINZ greatest investigations of all time. Still, he voted to execute Matsuda without trial along with everyone else, in between curing a rare form of pancreatic cancer and winning an emmy for most charming person on zoom.
Teru: I guess he wasn’t Kira. But does anyone really miss him?
On tthe other monitor, Light was currently beating himself to death with two piano different piano benches.
Light: THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME IN HELL, DAD?! NICE TRY! MAKE ME ATTEND A BORING FUNERAL, WILL YOU?!? I’LL SEE YOU SOON AND BEAT YOU TO DOUBLE DEATH!
Everyone did not agree he had done tthe right thing.
Mikami sighed and logged off. This was not tthe proudest day for tthhee ttoowwnn’s investigation team. He dashed off a quick op-ed to the NY Times and then cooked himself a five-star omelette before bed. He only wished he could live his life to maximum potential.
Beep!
Mikami frowned. He was used to thousands of ladies slipping into his DMs, but this one was different. Tthe username was KIRAROX42069 and the message was decidedly less sexy than usual.
“YINZ JIG IS UP!”
“What YINZ fuck does that even me-“
And then his house exploded.
TERU MIKAMI IS DEAD. THEY WERE.....SUPRAK! - TOWWN
Abilities: Specialist - Each night you can target a player. That player will get a PM asking them to pick their poison. They can choose to be Roleblocked, Rolescanned (You will see all abilities they have), or Tracked (If YINZ target writes in a death note, they will be tracked to YINZ person they killed or attempted to kill). If YINZ player fails to pick a poison before Deadline, all three will befall them. (Please note that night actions will be due 6 hours early in this game, so your target will have 6 hours to decide)
===Night 2 Death Note Scribblings===
Hideki Ide - Red - Writes in his own blood "hey gamers, kira here. L is cop, Hideki is tracker, Teru/Near/Watari all moved N1, aight kira out"
Hideki Ide - Han - Shot by his fake daykill
Teru Mikami - Suprak - Cause of death: signing up for a mafia game.
=======
FACES
1. Hideki Ide
2. L - CONFIRMED Towwn
3. Mello
4. Misa Amane
5. Naomi Misora
6. Near
7. Raye Penber
8. Rem
9. Shuichi Aizawa
10. Watari
NAMES
1. Red
2. HB
3. IGCD
4. Han
5. Damion
6. Lea
7. Puns
8. Plum
9. Mzero
10. Corrik
DEAD
1. LD1 - Soichiro Yagami, Sultan, SCUM Roleblocker
2. KN1 - Hitoshi Demegawa, Death, TOWWN Vanilla
3. MKD2 - Lind L. Tailor, Sbell, TOWWN Vanilla
4. LD2 - Touta Matsuda - Tange, TOWWN Vanilla
5. MKD2 - Light Yagami - Doo doo blunderhead - TOWWN High Stakes Voter
6. KN2 - Teru Mikami - Suprak - TOWWN Specialist
WITH 10 ALIVE, IT TAKES 6 VOTES TO LYNCH. DAY ENDS AT 8PM CST ON SATURDAY, MAY 9th
