Post by Ryuk on May 10, 2020 19:00:01 GMT -6
Meanwhile, in neither Heaven nor Hell....
Light Yagami was being chased by murderous dire-pianos, their keys dripping with poison and flames. Apparently, in his mortal life he had "beaten two people to death with piano benches, which are like their children". Honestly. Some pianos are just snowflakes. One of his pursuers was currently playing a ragtime rendition of the jaw's theme. Light thought that was very uncalled for.
Of course, he wasn't called a detective slash genius for no reason. He had the equivalent knowledge of seven phds in being smart, and was good enough at Tennis to compete in Wimbledon for some reason. the only thing in tthe world he didn't know was how to tell time. After hour 17 of being chased through hell, he suddenly whirled around, having constructed a sword out of assorted bones he had secretly picked up.
"WATCH OUT, IT'S B SHARP!" he cried as he stabbed tthe first dire-piano right down tthe center of its ravenous maw, creating an unholy cacophony only equivalent in pain to tthe sound Ben makes when playing a regular piano.
"WATCH OUT, IT'S C SHARP!" Light shouted as he backflipped through tthe air and through a second dire-piano.
the third dire-piano swallowed him whole. Light hacked at tthe insides, and burst out through tthe roof like tthe world's shittiest Alien fanfic. As it turned out, tthe inside was less fiery maw and more wires and emptiness. In retrospect, they were not very threatening as far as monsters went. And why all tthe piano jokes whenever he was featured in flavour text?! Light had nothing to do with pianos in tthe original series. It's as forced faux-random tee-hee giggle as tthe fake persona of tthe guy catfisshing as Misa, who had recently been hanged for being especially annoying. Truly, whoever requested thiss has some Doo doo blunderhead-y, confusing priorities.
Light: Piano King! Your minions are vanquished! Come out and face me!
Piano King: Bwahahaha! You are a fool! No human has ever challenged me and lived! Besides, I am only the first member of the Chaos Orchestra! And even if you were to defeat all of us, you would only be rewarded with ONE of the 7 Crystal Kidneys needed to open the portal to leave this place!
Light: Thanks for the exposition, bub. Teru! Now!
The startled Piano King's eyes shifted upward only to see Teru Mikami come flying out of the sky wielding a piano bench which he smashed onto the Piano King's head.
Light: Good job, Teru! *high fives*
Teru: *adjusts glasses* Don't mention it.
the two of them looked onward over the precipice, where they could see the distant coast of the Breakfast Kingdom.
Teru: We've got long way to go before we can get back to the Shinigami Realm.
Light: Yes. There our true enemy awaits....Ryuk. The one who started this cycle of madness.
Touta: Oh and I'm here too-
Teru: Hey! What did I tell you?!
Touta: Well... that I'm the protagonist right?
Teru: Silent protagonist, Yes.
Light: You're more relatable that way.
the three heroes set off, with the wind at their backs, their back hairs blowing gracefully in the wind. Where will their journey take them...
TO BE CONTINUED
Hitoshi: Hey guys wait up! You forgot about me! *sigh* They always set off for adventures while I'm asleep. Oh well. I guess I'll just form my own party of hellspawn.
NO ONE DIED
Night 3 Death Note Scribbles
============
Mello - Lea - Chokes to death on humble pie
L - Plum - L, did you know? Shinigami really like plums.
Hideki Ide - HB - "kira here. hideki is still scum, yo! just helping out "
============
FACES
1. Hideki Ide
2. L - CONFIRMED Towwn
3. Mello
4. Naomi Misora
5. Near
6. Raye Penber
7. Rem
8. Shuichi Aizawa
9. Watari
NAMES
1. Red
2. HB
3. IGCD
4. Han
5. Damion
6. Lea
7. Puns
8. Plum
9. Mzero
DEAD
1. LD1 - Soichiro Yagami, Sultan, SCUM Roleblocker
2. KN1 - Hitoshi Demegawa, Death, TOWWN Vanilla
3. MKD2 - Lind L. Tailor, Sbell, TOWWN Vanilla
4. LD2 - Touta Matsuda - Tange, TOWWN Vanilla
5. MKD2 - Light Yagami - Doo doo blunderhead - TOWWN High Stakes Voter
6. KN2 - Teru Mikami - Suprak - TOWWN Specialist
7. LD3 - Misa Amane - Corrik - SCUM Lyncher
WITH 9 ALIVE IT TAKES 5 VOTES TO LYNCH. DAY ENDS TUESDAY, 5/12 AT 8PM CST
Light Yagami was being chased by murderous dire-pianos, their keys dripping with poison and flames. Apparently, in his mortal life he had "beaten two people to death with piano benches, which are like their children". Honestly. Some pianos are just snowflakes. One of his pursuers was currently playing a ragtime rendition of the jaw's theme. Light thought that was very uncalled for.
Of course, he wasn't called a detective slash genius for no reason. He had the equivalent knowledge of seven phds in being smart, and was good enough at Tennis to compete in Wimbledon for some reason. the only thing in tthe world he didn't know was how to tell time. After hour 17 of being chased through hell, he suddenly whirled around, having constructed a sword out of assorted bones he had secretly picked up.
"WATCH OUT, IT'S B SHARP!" he cried as he stabbed tthe first dire-piano right down tthe center of its ravenous maw, creating an unholy cacophony only equivalent in pain to tthe sound Ben makes when playing a regular piano.
"WATCH OUT, IT'S C SHARP!" Light shouted as he backflipped through tthe air and through a second dire-piano.
the third dire-piano swallowed him whole. Light hacked at tthe insides, and burst out through tthe roof like tthe world's shittiest Alien fanfic. As it turned out, tthe inside was less fiery maw and more wires and emptiness. In retrospect, they were not very threatening as far as monsters went. And why all tthe piano jokes whenever he was featured in flavour text?! Light had nothing to do with pianos in tthe original series. It's as forced faux-random tee-hee giggle as tthe fake persona of tthe guy catfisshing as Misa, who had recently been hanged for being especially annoying. Truly, whoever requested thiss has some Doo doo blunderhead-y, confusing priorities.
Light: Piano King! Your minions are vanquished! Come out and face me!
Piano King: Bwahahaha! You are a fool! No human has ever challenged me and lived! Besides, I am only the first member of the Chaos Orchestra! And even if you were to defeat all of us, you would only be rewarded with ONE of the 7 Crystal Kidneys needed to open the portal to leave this place!
Light: Thanks for the exposition, bub. Teru! Now!
The startled Piano King's eyes shifted upward only to see Teru Mikami come flying out of the sky wielding a piano bench which he smashed onto the Piano King's head.
Light: Good job, Teru! *high fives*
Teru: *adjusts glasses* Don't mention it.
the two of them looked onward over the precipice, where they could see the distant coast of the Breakfast Kingdom.
Teru: We've got long way to go before we can get back to the Shinigami Realm.
Light: Yes. There our true enemy awaits....Ryuk. The one who started this cycle of madness.
Touta: Oh and I'm here too-
Teru: Hey! What did I tell you?!
Touta: Well... that I'm the protagonist right?
Teru: Silent protagonist, Yes.
Light: You're more relatable that way.
the three heroes set off, with the wind at their backs, their back hairs blowing gracefully in the wind. Where will their journey take them...
TO BE CONTINUED
Hitoshi: Hey guys wait up! You forgot about me! *sigh* They always set off for adventures while I'm asleep. Oh well. I guess I'll just form my own party of hellspawn.
NO ONE DIED
Night 3 Death Note Scribbles
============
Mello - Lea - Chokes to death on humble pie
L - Plum - L, did you know? Shinigami really like plums.
Hideki Ide - HB - "kira here. hideki is still scum, yo! just helping out "
============
FACES
1. Hideki Ide
2. L - CONFIRMED Towwn
3. Mello
4. Naomi Misora
5. Near
6. Raye Penber
7. Rem
8. Shuichi Aizawa
9. Watari
NAMES
1. Red
2. HB
3. IGCD
4. Han
5. Damion
6. Lea
7. Puns
8. Plum
9. Mzero
DEAD
1. LD1 - Soichiro Yagami, Sultan, SCUM Roleblocker
2. KN1 - Hitoshi Demegawa, Death, TOWWN Vanilla
3. MKD2 - Lind L. Tailor, Sbell, TOWWN Vanilla
4. LD2 - Touta Matsuda - Tange, TOWWN Vanilla
5. MKD2 - Light Yagami - Doo doo blunderhead - TOWWN High Stakes Voter
6. KN2 - Teru Mikami - Suprak - TOWWN Specialist
7. LD3 - Misa Amane - Corrik - SCUM Lyncher
WITH 9 ALIVE IT TAKES 5 VOTES TO LYNCH. DAY ENDS TUESDAY, 5/12 AT 8PM CST