Post by Ryuk on May 15, 2020 19:00:36 GMT -6
Meanwhile, in Neither Heaven nor Hell....
Light and Touta are sitting around a campfire, when Teru walks into the scene.
Light: Teru! Any luck?
Teru: Nope. In fact, I've got bad news.
Light: Uh-oh.
Teru: After interrogating the Mumpkins, I can confirm that the last Crystal Kidney isnt in this world at all. It was brought to the human world...
Light: What?! But if we need all 7 to even get to the human world then what are we expected to do???
Teru: Things are certainly rigged against us. I was told that it was Ryuk who took it.
Light: *clenches fist* Damn Ryuk!
the group is interuppted by the sudden appearance of Hitoshi Demegawa, who is accompanied by a posse of strange creatures.
Hitoshi: Top o' the mornin' to ya, guvna's!
Bombert: How the BOMB are ya?
Goombaxter: Yo, what's happenin' my dudes?
Madame Toadsley: *cute little wave*
Booz: *hiccup* W-w-what's going on? *takes a swig of brandy that flows right through his round ghostly body and to the ground*
Near: I'm just a normal old lakitu, pay no attention to me!
Touta: Hey guys!!!
Light: Touta! What are you doing in Hitoshi's party?
Touta: You and Teru never gave me the love I deserved!
Hitoshi leans in towards Touta and the two of them start making out. With a lot of tongue.
Light: I see. Alright, well please tell me you've been successful finding the last Crystal Kidney.
Hitoshi: the last? We haven't found a bloody one!
Light: Then what have you been doing all this time???
Hitoshi: Um, saving kingdoms. Fighting bosses. Making friends!
Goombaxter: That's right, we're your friends!
Bombert: You better BOMB believe it!
Near: ME FRIEND.
Booz: My only friends are the bottle because I'm a *hiccup* one-note character.
Madame Toadsley: Awww *blushes*
Teru: Well Hitoshi, we have 6 of the Crystal Kidneys now. the last is supposed to be in the human realm.
Hitoshi: Aye, well that puts a damper on our whole bloody quest doesnt it?
Teru: I propose we sit at this campfire and wait for a Macguffin to arrive.
Touta: Pssh, Hitoshi is all the Macguffin I need! *goes in for more makeout*
Teru: ... We're not....in some sicko's fan fic are we?
Goombaxter: Waiting around is pretty boring. Let's all have an orgy to pass the time.
Light: I'm in!
Back in the Human World....
Hideki is in Task Force Headquarters, looking out the window where there are hundreds of people rioting in the streets.
L: They really hate us, huh?
Hideki: Pssh, Kira is among them, so it's only natural they'd hate us. And until we catch him, there's no getting off this path we're on.
Hideki continues to look out the window, into the distance, with a somber expression on his face.
L: Do you wish things were different?
Hideki: No. I just really wanted to get McDonalds for lunch today and they're blocking the damn way!
L: Oh. Well maybe you'd like a slice of cake? *offers plate of cake to Hideki*
Hideki: Nah...I'll go downstairs and find something.
Hideki turns to leave, and all of a sudden the door slams open.
??: L! MY OLD NEMESIS...
L: Oh no....is that truly you....E?
E: ....... YES.
L: Oy vey.
E: I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU, L. AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.
L: I love him! *points to Hideki*
Hideki: Huh?
E comes crashing through the doorway, revealing himself to be a giant letter E of the alphabet. He has no hands, but is somehow carrying a knife that is floating by his right side. He rushes towards Hideki like a Tonberry on speed and stabs him through the gut.
Hideki: Aggghhh! ...L....why...?
L is long gone.
E: YOU WILL KNOW the PAIN AND SUFFERING THAT I HAVE KNOWN....BY NOT BEING ACCEPTED INTO L'S TASK FORCE. I ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO HIM. HOW COULD HE BETRAY ME. *twists knife*
Hideki: I see.... I'm....sorry...
E: AND NOW I WILL KILL MYSELF SO THAT I CAN HAVE NO FURTHER IMPACT ON THIS PLOT *stabs self*
Hideki and the letter E were left to lay together in a bloody mess on the floor. the Janitor would later find them and subsequently join them because he didnt want to clean it up. I didnt steal that joke from Rick and Morty but I do recognize the similarities.
Ryuk looked on with a smile on his face.
Ryuk: Humans are so....interesting. And letters too. *eats apple*
HIDEKI IDE is DEAD. THEY WERE....HAN! TOWWN
Abilities: Cop - Once per night you can cop-scan a target. You will learn if they are SCUMM or TOWWN.
Miller - You scan as SCUMM.
Night 5 Death Note Entries
============
Shuichi Aizawa - IGCD - ecks dee
Hideki Ide - Han - e
============
FACES
1. L - CONFIRMED Towwn
2. Naomi Misora
3. Raye Penber
4. Rem
5. Shuichi Aizawa
6. Watari
NAMES
1. Red
2. HB
3. IGCD
4. Puns
5. Plum
6. Mzero
DEAD
1. LD1 - Soichiro Yagami, Sultan, SCUMM Roleblocker
2. KN1 - Hitoshi Demegawa, Death, TOWWN Vanilla
3. MKD2 - Lind L. Tailor, Sbell, TOWWN Vanilla
4. LD2 - Touta Matsuda - Tange, TOWWN Vanilla
5. MKD2 - Light Yagami - Doo doo blunderhead - TOWWN High Stakes Voter
6. KN2 - Teru Mikami - Suprak - TOWWN Specialist
7. LD3 - Misa Amane - Corrik - SCUMM Lyncher
8. LD4 - Mello - Damion - TOWWN Vanilla
9. LD5 - Near - Lea - SCUMM Censorer
10. KN5 - Hideki Ide - Han - TOWWN MILLER COP
WITH 6 ALIVE IT TAKES 4 VOTES TO LYNCH. DAY ENDS SUNDAY AT 8PM
Light and Touta are sitting around a campfire, when Teru walks into the scene.
Light: Teru! Any luck?
Teru: Nope. In fact, I've got bad news.
Light: Uh-oh.
Teru: After interrogating the Mumpkins, I can confirm that the last Crystal Kidney isnt in this world at all. It was brought to the human world...
Light: What?! But if we need all 7 to even get to the human world then what are we expected to do???
Teru: Things are certainly rigged against us. I was told that it was Ryuk who took it.
Light: *clenches fist* Damn Ryuk!
the group is interuppted by the sudden appearance of Hitoshi Demegawa, who is accompanied by a posse of strange creatures.
Hitoshi: Top o' the mornin' to ya, guvna's!
Bombert: How the BOMB are ya?
Goombaxter: Yo, what's happenin' my dudes?
Madame Toadsley: *cute little wave*
Booz: *hiccup* W-w-what's going on? *takes a swig of brandy that flows right through his round ghostly body and to the ground*
Near: I'm just a normal old lakitu, pay no attention to me!
Touta: Hey guys!!!
Light: Touta! What are you doing in Hitoshi's party?
Touta: You and Teru never gave me the love I deserved!
Hitoshi leans in towards Touta and the two of them start making out. With a lot of tongue.
Light: I see. Alright, well please tell me you've been successful finding the last Crystal Kidney.
Hitoshi: the last? We haven't found a bloody one!
Light: Then what have you been doing all this time???
Hitoshi: Um, saving kingdoms. Fighting bosses. Making friends!
Goombaxter: That's right, we're your friends!
Bombert: You better BOMB believe it!
Near: ME FRIEND.
Booz: My only friends are the bottle because I'm a *hiccup* one-note character.
Madame Toadsley: Awww *blushes*
Teru: Well Hitoshi, we have 6 of the Crystal Kidneys now. the last is supposed to be in the human realm.
Hitoshi: Aye, well that puts a damper on our whole bloody quest doesnt it?
Teru: I propose we sit at this campfire and wait for a Macguffin to arrive.
Touta: Pssh, Hitoshi is all the Macguffin I need! *goes in for more makeout*
Teru: ... We're not....in some sicko's fan fic are we?
Goombaxter: Waiting around is pretty boring. Let's all have an orgy to pass the time.
Light: I'm in!
Back in the Human World....
Hideki is in Task Force Headquarters, looking out the window where there are hundreds of people rioting in the streets.
L: They really hate us, huh?
Hideki: Pssh, Kira is among them, so it's only natural they'd hate us. And until we catch him, there's no getting off this path we're on.
Hideki continues to look out the window, into the distance, with a somber expression on his face.
L: Do you wish things were different?
Hideki: No. I just really wanted to get McDonalds for lunch today and they're blocking the damn way!
L: Oh. Well maybe you'd like a slice of cake? *offers plate of cake to Hideki*
Hideki: Nah...I'll go downstairs and find something.
Hideki turns to leave, and all of a sudden the door slams open.
??: L! MY OLD NEMESIS...
L: Oh no....is that truly you....E?
E: ....... YES.
L: Oy vey.
E: I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU, L. AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.
L: I love him! *points to Hideki*
Hideki: Huh?
E comes crashing through the doorway, revealing himself to be a giant letter E of the alphabet. He has no hands, but is somehow carrying a knife that is floating by his right side. He rushes towards Hideki like a Tonberry on speed and stabs him through the gut.
Hideki: Aggghhh! ...L....why...?
L is long gone.
E: YOU WILL KNOW the PAIN AND SUFFERING THAT I HAVE KNOWN....BY NOT BEING ACCEPTED INTO L'S TASK FORCE. I ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO HIM. HOW COULD HE BETRAY ME. *twists knife*
Hideki: I see.... I'm....sorry...
E: AND NOW I WILL KILL MYSELF SO THAT I CAN HAVE NO FURTHER IMPACT ON THIS PLOT *stabs self*
Hideki and the letter E were left to lay together in a bloody mess on the floor. the Janitor would later find them and subsequently join them because he didnt want to clean it up. I didnt steal that joke from Rick and Morty but I do recognize the similarities.
Ryuk looked on with a smile on his face.
Ryuk: Humans are so....interesting. And letters too. *eats apple*
HIDEKI IDE is DEAD. THEY WERE....HAN! TOWWN
Abilities: Cop - Once per night you can cop-scan a target. You will learn if they are SCUMM or TOWWN.
Miller - You scan as SCUMM.
Night 5 Death Note Entries
============
Shuichi Aizawa - IGCD - ecks dee
Hideki Ide - Han - e
============
FACES
1. L - CONFIRMED Towwn
2. Naomi Misora
3. Raye Penber
4. Rem
5. Shuichi Aizawa
6. Watari
NAMES
1. Red
2. HB
3. IGCD
4. Puns
5. Plum
6. Mzero
DEAD
1. LD1 - Soichiro Yagami, Sultan, SCUMM Roleblocker
2. KN1 - Hitoshi Demegawa, Death, TOWWN Vanilla
3. MKD2 - Lind L. Tailor, Sbell, TOWWN Vanilla
4. LD2 - Touta Matsuda - Tange, TOWWN Vanilla
5. MKD2 - Light Yagami - Doo doo blunderhead - TOWWN High Stakes Voter
6. KN2 - Teru Mikami - Suprak - TOWWN Specialist
7. LD3 - Misa Amane - Corrik - SCUMM Lyncher
8. LD4 - Mello - Damion - TOWWN Vanilla
9. LD5 - Near - Lea - SCUMM Censorer
10. KN5 - Hideki Ide - Han - TOWWN MILLER COP
WITH 6 ALIVE IT TAKES 4 VOTES TO LYNCH. DAY ENDS SUNDAY AT 8PM